thegestianpoet:

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

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negativebills:

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punishedpoisonwater:

undergroundmax:

Mixing in organic grass fed whey protein isolate to my one year olds bed time milk so that he’ll make it

(via khrushchov)

localairport:

we changed your gate number because we hate you

(via slimetony)

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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jame7t:

prohaloplayer:

screenshotsofdespair:

we are fucked

No hope

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eelmachine:

horsesarecreatures:

While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.

54.309469, -1.992410

think i found it

(via wdwp)

charlottan:

charlottan:

if i was at the ball pit i could have stopped it

the pee. i could have stopped the pee

(via sonicsfurrycock)

stimpson:

its because you always on that damn mortar and pestle

(via wiiwheel)

wordswithimages:

(via 5u5)

coughloop:

have you guys seen this post

(via pointnclickadventuregame)

mazdamiata:

orange

(via inyourroomalbumversion)

detectivehole:

“why do you know that” i am curious about the world around me

(via hotvampireadjacent)

cerastes:

decamarks:

To Mario

Auhfeiuh euyfi efjah aug eweu.
Ufeygfi Tfeukfh uef euifka!
Yfgkesheu YU efof
Hfeuwue seu ef aufheilaskdfeef
Ueiufgeiuhereiu gfodsihneu
eufheisuh!
eieug egoeaine ieg.

From Peach

Peach: “This edible ain’t shit.”

Peach, 15 minutes later:

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